If you're a chicken fan, you probably already know exactly what we're talking about. If not — oh, goodie — you're in for a surprise. But let me throw this out there.
I've had tons of chickies and didn't know what chicken math was. Once I read about it, I knew exactly what they were talking about. Get ready for the new math: chicken math.
Okay, What the Bawk Is Chicken Math?
Chicken math is like a magic trick where you think you're just getting one more chicken, but bam! Suddenly, your backyard is a full-on chicken party. It's this funny thing that happens to chicken fans: they plan on a few feathery buddies, and before they know it, they're running a chicken empire.
Really, it's all about how chickens have this sneaky way of making us fall head over heels for them, turning even the most number-savvy folks into proud chicken hoarders, which is exactly why we've made this list of memes.
I'm just saying — chickens are going to take over the world.
Welcome to Chicken Math — There'll Be a Quiz on Friday
Welcome to chicken math, the gateway to your feathery doom. Once you enter, you’ll never leave.
Feathered Entertainment — for Real
Chicken math: where buying one means you accidentally start a feathered flash mob. Party on!
I'm the King (or Queen) of Chickens
Bought 2 chickens, ended up with 20, and suddenly I'm the poultry king (or queen) of a feathered empire. It’s us against the world!
Why Cluck-ulate When You Can Chicken Math?
Forget calculators. With chicken math, you add two chickens and get a full-blown chicken rave. Makes sense, right?
It's Genius for Sure
Where the cluck did all these chickens come from? My coop is either a chicken math fail or the most genius equation ever solved. I’m betting on the latter.
The Answer Is... Eh, Who Knows
The more the cluckier: because in chicken math, every answer is a party. Who needs calculators when you’ve got chickies?
Come On — Please — Just One More
In chicken math, 'just one more' is code for there's no such thing as too many chickens. Add them to the flock and carry on.
It's a Chicken Parade!
Went for chicken feed, returned leading a chicken parade. Classic chicken math!
Chicken Math Adds Up to Solve Every Problem
The chicken math solution for every problem: more chickens. Because why not?
Addition, Chicken Style
If I have 5 chickens and get 5 more, what's that? A backyard music festival, chicken edition.
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There's Room for Another, Right?
My coop's like a magic hat. No matter how many chickens go in, there's always space for one more!
One Chicken = An Entire Flock
Turns out, I opened a B&B for birds with just one chicken, and now I'm the breakfast chef on cluck duty. They don't see me as their human — I'm the pet in this pecking order. Proudly serving my feathered overlords!
The Chickens Are Teaching Math
Fancied myself a math master until my chickens clucked their way into teaching the subject. Now, the Chicken Math Club is recruiting — feathers and all!
Living the Bawk Life
Chicken math isn't an obsession — it's a feathery, clucking, heart-stealing lifestyle.
Chicken Math FTW
Chicken math rocks! It's like having an unlimited pass to the fluffy fun park — where 'just one more' secretly means 'plus five... or ten, but who's counting?' Shh, it's our little clucky secret!